Terms of Service

By using this site, you agree to:

1. Our Almighty Authority

• You accept these terms by blinking. Blink twice if you’re in distress.
• You forfeit your firstborn child* (*metaphorically… probably).

2. Prohibited Activities

Do NOT use this site to:

• Harpoon our servers with malware.
• Summon eldritch horrors (unless they buy merch).

3. Disclaimers

• Accuracy: Our content is 10% fact, 90% wishful thinking.
• Uptime: We’re online roughly as often as your Wi-Fi during a thunderstorm.
• Outcomes: Using this site won’t make you rich, famous, or interesting. Results may include falling into the rabbit hole.

4. Liability

We’re not responsible for:

• Your life choices: Including impulse purchases of FlaVR merch.
• Third-party links: Click at your own risk. We’re not your internet babysitter.
• The apocalypse: Unless it’s caused by our code. Then… maybe?

5. Amendments

We’ll change these terms whenever we feel like it. Updates will be posted in size 2 font on a subpage titled “Oops.” Continued use = consent. Resistance is futile.